Yes I have danced with the Wolves they are my children

Well friends. This is how my day went. I hitched into town and ask the man to drop me off the Chevy place. I went into the Chevy lot and was looking at some trucks. I was looking at the prices and said "man they went up since 1977" lol. Then some lady came out ask if I needed any help. I said yes. I would like to buy a truck and what would she suggest. I know what she was thinking ya right this hippie looking guy wants to buy a truck off this lot. This guy looks like he don't have a pot to pee in. So she said "we have some nice ones in the used lot ". I said no thank you I would like a new one". She said you sure cause we do have some nice ones and more affordable in the used lot. So I ask if I can see the manager. So she called him on her little walkie talkie looking phone thing. She kind of walked away when she called him, but I heard her say Tommy We might have trouble here to please come and bring Dale with him cause the guy is pretty big. She told me he  will be right with you. I saw two men comming into the lot and the manager said can I help you sir. I said I wanted to buy a new truck. The guy Dale said I know who you are your the guy that lives up in the woods they call Wolfy. I said yes. So Dale said can you please excuse us a moment. I'm  like sure. So Dale and the manager and the lady huddled a minute. Then I saw the lady look at me and I can hear her say NO WAY !. The manager came up to me and said sorry for the inconvenance that Kim will take care of you. He said what ever you want lets us know. So I guess Dale told them something about me. Now Kim was all smiles and took my hand and said I got something just for you. She led me to the Tahoes. I got in one and it felt good. It had all the bell and whistles and even a butt warmer. lol. We took it for a test ride. And that was kind crazy cause I haven't owned or driven a vehicle since 1977. It was like riding a bike. We got back and she said what do you think. I said ok" Kim Ill take the black one and the white one. Her mouth dropped. Yes sir Mr Wolfy I guess Dale was right about you. So I got two of the 2008 Chevrolet Tahoe LTZ 4WD. She said lets go and make the payment arrangements and check your credit. I couldn't help but to chuckle. I said ok. We got to her office and ask if I needed any thing to drink and I said no. She said  ok Mr Wolfy what kind of payments we looking at. I ask her ok Kim tell me what it's going to cost me to get these two trucks off your lot. She called them SUV's. She looked very puzzled. How are you going to pay. I got my check book out and said with a check of course. She laughed pretty hard which I thought was pretty rude. Let me get the manager. So Tommy came and handed me a piece of paper with some figures on them. I ask is this everything, taxes ect,ect, He said yes. So I wrote him a check for $114,236.53. He said this is not a joke is it Mr Wolfy. I said no. why?  Then that Dale guy came up and whispered into the managers ear. Then the manager said Mr Wolfy where would you like these delivered. I gave them my address and directions to get there. Just to let you know my real name is not Mr Wolfy lol. Thats what they call me.. Sorry friends of mindsay that this is so long. So what I will do is write more later on what happened about my hair cut experience. Your going to love it. Wow what a day.....Love always Timberwolf+++