Yes I have danced with the Wolves they are my children

Well after I bought the trucks I ask for a ride to the middle of town to the barber shop. I saw the barber in the window he was reading a magazine and looked out at me. He waved and looked down at his magazine. So I knoked on the window. He looked up again and I could read his lips and he said WHAT. I pointed at him and took my beard in my left hand and my right hand made a gester like I was cutting it with sissiors. He just laughed and waved his hand like go away..I opened the door and stepped inside. My stomach had a million butterflies going about. I said what is your name. I seen you 100 times but don't know your name. He said Randy. I said ok Randy its time to make me look like a movie star. He laughed and said he can't work miracles.. I said for 500 bucks you can. He threw his magazine down and said have a seat, get comfertable we are going to be here awhile. He said he will be right with me. He said he had to make a phone call. Ok you ready , you sure you are ready for this. I said yep. He said ok how much you want off. I thought a minute and remembered some of my mindsay friends said just a trim but I was thinking all the way for my beard. You all said I can always grow it back. Just then 3 guys came in the barber shop and sat down. They looked at me and said to Randy, Looks like you got your job cut out for you and they all laughed. I kinda did to. Then 2 more people came in, then 3 more, more and more even had 5 women in there. I counted 19 people in there to watch Randy do his magic. Now I know why Randy made a phone call. He called one of his friends and so on. Then everyone started making bets that I would chicken out. Lets do it Randy.. So Randy took out his look like sheep sheers and started buzzing. One women actullay screamed lol. They all started chanting Wolfy, Wolfy, Wolfy. It was so much fun. I never had that much attention before in all my life. At first I was uncomfertable cause they were all watching me. Then It became fun lol. He buzzed a few minutes and beard was flying everywhere. Next thing I know it was over. No more beard. Everybody started cheering, clapping. Buy the way my beard was 31 inches long. My face was soooooo cold lol. He then took a razor and shaved me clean. He spun the chair around for me to look. I had my eyes closed. I finally opened them. I was in SHOCK !!!! This is not me. After 30 years of facial hair is was all gone. I started getting chocked up. I honestly felt like crying. But I held it back because all these people were watching me. Randy started to spin me around again I said please stop and let me look at my hair for the last time. I asked if anybody knew how to brade hair into a pony-tail. One lady said I do. I ask if she can please do it for me. She said I'd be glad to. She started doing my hair and everyone just talked among them selves. And I couldn't believe what this lady did to me. She stroked my face with her hand and said NICE,,,,I'm like this lady did not just do this. I'm not kidding when I say this. I really loved what she did. It felt so nice to have a lady feel my face with her hand. I started thinking what have I done with myself for the past 30 years. Look what I haved miss. Now I was really getting choked up. So she got done and I thanked her and she replyed "my pleasure and winked. All the men are like shave me next Randy. We all had another laugh. Ok Randy lets do it ! I then said WAIT. My pony tail will go to the highest bidder!! Who wants to buy it. One guy said ill give you 50 cents, Everyone laughed again.The lady that did my hair said 20 bucks. More people started bidding, It got up to $200.00 dollars. Guess who the winner was, go on guess. If you guessed Randy you were right. He said he is going to hang it up in his baber shop. I yelled SOLD.... Ok Randy this is it, cut away. He took the straight razor and cut right above the pony tail. When he was done cutting he held it up like it was a prize and showed everyone, It's mine now . Of course everyone laughed and cheered again. It was 38 inches long. I still had some hair left. He began to trim up the rest. Alll done Wolfy. Would you like to look now. Yes Randy I would. He spun me around. I looked in that mirror. I couldn't help it, I couldn't hold back for this. I had tears in my eyes. I wasn't the only one, some of the ladies had tears to. I looked 20 years younger. I did it, I finally did it. I felt so naked. No more hair, no more beard, this is the new me, Randy brushed me off and took the sheet off me. I stood up. I'm like oh my I feel 20 pounds lighter. No kidding I felt like I can float lol. Everyone came to shake my hand and said that I looked very nice and that Randy did a great job. One lady said I look like some guy named Billy Ray Cirus. I didn't know to thank her or snubb her. Don't know who this guy is. Everyone left and It was just me and Randy left. I thanked Randy for the begining of my new life. I peeled him 5 one hundred dollar bills. He gave me 200 dollars back. I'm like whats this for. He said my trophy pony tail. I said no Randy keep it all. I hugged him and left. I went out side and liked to frozze. My face was frezzing lol. Not used to a naked face lol. Now what to do. I know Its after 4pm lets go and get a burger from Betty's Diner. You know who works there!!!!! You know. The rest of that story tomorrow !!!    Love always the new Timberwolf +++